hey there! did i tell you i managed to take a shower today? that's a HUGE accomplishment, because i have children! that's right!a "good night's sleep" is three consecutive hours. i may be covered in spit-up and/or truck stickers. yes, i'm wearing uggs. they're comfortable. leave me alone.
i can now sleep through the sound of a jackhammer, but i will hear my child's teeniest tiniest whimper from ten miles away. if you ring the doorbell during naptime, i *may* kill you. no jury would convict me.
i can entertain an infant for hours on end. i know at least three songs that i can sing over and over and over again. i can do so many things with only one free hand that i put the drummer from def leppard to shame.
i am capable of tasks most mere mortals would never dream of - like feeding my child and updating my facebook account at the same time.
i am amazing. i am exhausted. i am a mom. and i wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. (except maybe more sleep.)
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little dictators is the overlap in the venn diagram where snark and parenthood meet. with illustrations!
hopefully little dictators will provide the kind of entertainment that only one sleep-deprived, drooled-on, house-bound, elated and exhausted parent can give another. all illustrations you see here are kid-tested and mom-approved by our trusted little dictators team (me), and even dachshund-approved on special occasions.
we love to hear your stories and ideas, so please feel free to e-mail us at littledictators@gmail.com if you'd like to share.
happy parenting! oh, and try and get some sleep.
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